Signs of Spring:
1. Exposed dog turds
2. Birds rapping.
3. Sock drawer is showing signs of anxiety at being shunned.
4. Cyclists get fierce. This is their road show.
5. Flower freaks found staring at their garden beds, talking softly to the bulbs.
6. Neighbours congregate on sidewalks and chat. Mr. Rogers was right. It is a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.
But wait…winter has made some folks wonky. Long periods of hibernation provoke even the sanest among us. This one is for college kids everywhere, looking now at signing a lease for a summer sub-let or perhaps next September.
Beware the upstairs neighbour.